Monday, May 9, 2011

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  • It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck



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  • The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ~Phyllis Diller



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  • You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"



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  • Quote A: �Most collectors collect tangibles. As a quotation collector, I collect wisdom, life, invisible beauty, souls alive in ink.� ~Terri Guillemets



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  • When I kiss you, I can taste your soul. ~Carrie Latet



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  • Two monologues do not make a dialogue. ~Jeff Daly



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  • He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers. ~Jonathan Swift



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  • A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water. ~Bob Ryan



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  • The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play "Drop the Handkerchief." ~James Naismith



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  • Nothing risque, nothing gained. ~Alexander Woollcott



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  • Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have. ~Emile Chartier



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  • A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card. ~Edgar A. Shoaff



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  • The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want. ~L.S. McCandless



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  • The deepest rivers make least din, the silent soule doth most abound in care. ~William Alexander



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  • Judge: a law student who marks his own papers. ~H.L. Mencken



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  • Accustomed to the veneer of noise, to the shibboleths of promotion, public relations, and market research, society is suspicious of those who value silence. ~John Lahr



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  • Having your fate rest in the hands of a jury is the same as entrusting yourself to surgery with a mentally retarded doctor. ~Bill Messing, quoted in Dream World, by Fred Woodworth



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  • What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown



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  • A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew



    A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. ~Doug Linder



    I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. ~George Bernard Shaw



    We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



    A show of envy is an insult to oneself. ~Yevgeny Alexandrovich Yevtushenko



    Logic is a large drawer, containing some useful instruments, and many more that are superfluous. A wise man will look into it for two purposes, to avail himself of those instruments that are really useful, and to admire the ingenuity with which those that are not so, are assorted and arranged. ~Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon Logic is logic. That's all I say. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, The One-Hoss Shay

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