If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job. ~Malcolm S. Forbes
Curling rocks! ~Saying of the sport
Stripped of the cunning artifices of the tailor, and standing forth in the garb of Eden - what a sorry set of round-shouldered, spindle-shanked, crane-necked varlets would civilized men appear! ~Herman Melville
Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. ~Author Unknown
You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. ~Trey Parker & Matt Stone, South Park
The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears. ~Arabian Proverb
If something smells fishy, the neurotic knows everything is going just right. ~Terri Guillemets
I am having an out of money experience. ~Author Unknown
More grievous than tears is the sight of them. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis, and we'd have a mighty dull literature if all the writers that came along were a bunch of happy chuckleheads. ~William Styron, interview, Writers at Work, 1958
So our human life but dies down to its root, and still puts forth its green blade to eternity. ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden
You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older. ~Lillian Gish
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Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. ~Haim Ginott
One day our descendants will think it incredible that we paid so much attention to things like the amount of melanin in our skin or the shape of our eyes or our gender instead of the unique identities of each of us as complex human beings. ~Franklin Thomas
Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it. ~French Proverb
Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool. ~Gioacchino Rossini
He struggles to exude authority. He furrows his brow, trying to look more sagacious, but he ends up looking as if he has indigestion. Appearing confused at his own speech, he seems like a first-grade actor in a production of James and the Giant Peach. Are his blinks Morse code for "Oh, man, don't let that teleprompter break?" ~Maureen Dowd, about George W. Bush
Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man. ~Jimmy Lyons
We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. ~Ben Sweetland
Prayer is the language of a man burdened with a sense of need. ~E.M. Bounds
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium." ~Steven Wright
Time is the only thief we can't get justice against. ~Astrid Alauda
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown
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