Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them. ~Alexi Konstantinovich Tolstoy
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. ~Hesketh Pearson
For a community to be whole and healthy, it must be based on people's love and concern for each other. ~Millard Fuller
My fat scares me - it's a ticking time bomb. ~Carrie Latet
In my day, we didn't have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of it than we had earned. ~Jane Haddam
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. ~Ogden Nash
May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door. ~Irish Toast
Every baby needs a lap. ~Henry Robin
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. ~Elinor Goulding Smith
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
The human understanding is like a false mirror, which, receiving rays irregularly, distorts and discolors the nature of things by mingling its own nature with it. ~Francis Bacon
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. ~Alicia Silverstone
Love is being stupid together. ~Paul Valery
Jesus died too soon. He would have repudiated His doctrine if He had lived to my age. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Every man is the architect of his own fortune. ~Sallust
Baseball is too much of a sport to be called a business, and too much of a business to be called a sport. ~Philip Wrigley
A leader who doesn't hesitate before he sends his nation into battle is not fit to be a leader. ~Golda Meir
We haven't come a long way, we've come a short way. If we hadn't come a short way, no one would be calling us baby. ~Elizabeth Janeway
Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal. ~Jerome Fleishman
I firmly believe that if the whole materia medica could be sunk to the bottom of the sea, it would be all the better for mankind and all the worse for the fishes. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
Her kisses left something to be desired... the rest of her. ~Author Unknown
The human species is made up of seven billion subspecies each consisting of one specimen. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem. ~John Galsworthy
Morality comes with the sad wisdom of age, when the sense of curiosity has withered. ~Graham Greene
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