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  • When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world. ~John Muir



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  • Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. ~Marcus Aurelius Antoninus



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  • The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa



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  • Drawing is putting a line round an idea. ~Henri Matisse



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  • Be what you are. This is the first step toward becoming better than you are. ~Julius Charles Hare



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  • Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. ~Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon (Thanks, David)



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  • The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly. ~Theodore Roosevelt



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  • Politics, n: Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites" ~Larry Hardiman



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  • Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin. ~Anonymous



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  • If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it. ~Jerome Singer



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  • Prayer is not merely an occasional impulse to which we respond when we are in trouble: prayer is a life attitude. ~Walter A. Mueller



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  • Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez



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  • What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it, only what destroys it can be told. ~Andre Gide



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  • Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die. ~G.K. Chesterton



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  • The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open it at random and, having found something that interests you, close the book and meditate. ~Prince de Ligne



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  • They know, they just know where to grow, how to dupe you, and how to camouflage themselves among the perfectly respectable plants, they just know, and therefore, I've concluded weeds must have brains. ~Dianne Benson, Dirt, 1994



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  • Never forget that you must die; that death will come sooner than you expect... God has written the letters of death upon your hands. In the inside of your hands you will see the letters M.M. It means "Memento Mori" - remember you must die. ~J. Furniss, Tracts for Spiritual Reading



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  • One does evil enough when one does nothing good. ~German Proverb



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  • It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. ~Author Unknown



    Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



    It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. ~Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Charles Darwin



    Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage. ~Pubilius Syrus



    Smile - sunshine is good for your teeth. ~Author Unknown



    O! for a horse with wings! ~William Shakespeare, Cymbeline

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