It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ~Phyllis Diller
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"
Quote A: �Most collectors collect tangibles. As a quotation collector, I collect wisdom, life, invisible beauty, souls alive in ink.� ~Terri Guillemets
When I kiss you, I can taste your soul. ~Carrie Latet
Two monologues do not make a dialogue. ~Jeff Daly
He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers. ~Jonathan Swift
A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water. ~Bob Ryan
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play "Drop the Handkerchief." ~James Naismith
Nothing risque, nothing gained. ~Alexander Woollcott
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have. ~Emile Chartier
A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card. ~Edgar A. Shoaff
The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want. ~L.S. McCandless
The deepest rivers make least din, the silent soule doth most abound in care. ~William Alexander
Judge: a law student who marks his own papers. ~H.L. Mencken
Accustomed to the veneer of noise, to the shibboleths of promotion, public relations, and market research, society is suspicious of those who value silence. ~John Lahr
Having your fate rest in the hands of a jury is the same as entrusting yourself to surgery with a mentally retarded doctor. ~Bill Messing, quoted in Dream World, by Fred Woodworth
What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. ~Author Unknown
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. ~Doug Linder
I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. ~George Bernard Shaw
We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
A show of envy is an insult to oneself. ~Yevgeny Alexandrovich Yevtushenko
Logic is a large drawer, containing some useful instruments, and many more that are superfluous. A wise man will look into it for two purposes, to avail himself of those instruments that are really useful, and to admire the ingenuity with which those that are not so, are assorted and arranged. ~Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon Logic is logic. That's all I say. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, The One-Hoss Shay
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